海边看飞机

词曲编唱: 畑龙

一个人在Tg. Aru, 看到好多人在拍拖一粒椰子两条straw, 嘴角还咬着木瓜酸想到那天你和我讲, 你决定跟他去英国终于有机会跟他滑雪, 还可以看看外国的月亮其实我好多话想跟你说, 放在心里真是口难开二十年来没跟你说, 晚晚夜夜长长发开口梦才讲！我真是中意你, 可不可以不要去英国我真是中意你, 可不可以不要跟那条啉死是说你想坐飞机, 不如我带你去近近地反正翻开报纸都有零票, 两间航空公司斗到要死槟城JOHOR吉隆坡.随便你说, 我立刻上网要就快点, 迟就没罗! 零票book完, 我就冤枉!其实我好多话想跟你说, 亚庇是一个好好住的地方多年来鬼老都来观光上神山过pulau去3rd beach晒月光！我真是中意你, 可不可以不要去英国我真是中意你, 怕你睡觉冷到没盖被我还是中意你, 英国吃不到亚庇生肉面我真是中意你, 最好还是不要离开亚庇因为没你在身边我会死

幸福万岁 (Love Matters)-on cinema now

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一直以来都挺欣赏梁志强的电影, 可能因为星马情缘, 又是华人关系, 一些文化的上的相似. 所以他的作品多多少少都能代表东南亚华人的心情(虽然主要还是是新加坡).

这次梁挑战的主题是爱情, 分有老,中, 青三种不同年龄层. 在这里我就说说我对三种年龄层股市的铺陈看法.

老: 关于一队老夫老妇的故事, 而且, 联系到那个不能的和婚外一夜情等社会问题. 我觉得三个中这个故事最搞笑, 成功.

中: 典型的钻石王老五然后改变要安定下来的故事, 不过当中牵扯到网上交友的问题. 这个最烂, 以逻辑性来说这个最不逻辑. 本人最讨厌那种发生不幸的事情结果是发梦等这样的情节.

青: 讲述一个青涩少年对爱情的憧憬, 可是却换来被人恶整. 有反影现在年轻人拍亲热短片, 结果被放上网的情节. 故事普通, 中规中举.

虽然挺喜欢他的电影, 但是论故事的起承转合, 往往觉得他的电影桥段转的和牵强, 这部电影也是一样, 尤其在中年那一段.

如此看来, 三个单元, 一好, 一坏, 一不好不坏.
所以, 这电影也只有3.5 不好不坏.

哈亚庇,溜货私 (go KK, woo girl)

词曲编唱: 畑龙

汗记得啊日, 阿丢几条啉死,哈亞庇看戏样边低, 经过KARAMUNSING, 遇到亮货私!其啊a面八... 真是好像蔡依琳其啊身材是索! 鼻血流滿地!挨越行越近, 小姐挨好想识你你啊电话... 用零一几？其竟然, 當阿a話是放屁对挨不采不理挨无放弃! 再问email 老买skype问其马改名趁時... 其喊挨死遠嘀!!!* 毛天理! 你做买安恶死?想約你去看戲真是毛天理! 你有毛安亚气!最多 你咩讲你不去!热噻! 好局气!!小姐！阿颠好想识你可无可以摈阿颠电话, 老买地址?问其马改名趁時... 其喊挨...死遠嘀!!!

向转左向转右, clockwise, anti-clockwise

你看看图画里面的人型到底正在转左还是右?
其实答案是两边都是, 这是OPTIC ILLUTION, 试试用你的眼睛改变她的方向.
只要你稍微把焦点放在下面的影子, 你就可以容易控制她要转的方向.

Look the shadow inside, you think she is truning clockwise or anti-clockwise?
Actually the answer is both. The is Optic Illution, it depand on how you see.
When you focus on the shadow below, you can easy change the truning direction.

Max Payne (2008)

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首先, 这是电玩游戏改编的电影. 有一句这样的说法, 凡是电玩游戏改编的电影都不怎么好看. 一来可能因为需要你玩过原版的电玩游戏方能了解整个故事架构. 我非常同意好游戏改编的绝大都是烂电影.

故事讲述一名警员的妻子和孩子在一次的破屋抢劫谋杀死了. 从此以后, 这警员发誓要捉到真凶. 可是后来才发现当时不是一宗普通的谋杀案件, 谋杀案背后隐藏了更大的秘密. 这电影和原版电玩比起来用心不足. 虽然要模仿电玩的慢节奏, 但要呈现在电影就显得十分拖拖拉拉. 电影和原版最大的分别就是电影里有出现吃了药物后的后遗症, 看到天使的幻影. 这是原版没有的. 原版只是主角因为失去家人太过伤心悲决, 常常发恶梦, 在梦中不能原谅自己, 因为自己的迟了回家, 陪上家人的性命.

这电影和原版都有一致的地方, 就是Bullet Time (可闪子弹慢动作). 原版电玩是游戏界里第一个有这样的功能的作品, 这是当年最大的卖点. 电影就首次出现在Matrix. (先有Matrix电影, 才有Max Payne游戏, 所以应该是Max Payne 抄Matrix). 只得一提的是此电影沿用了原版电玩的创音乐.

其实电影和原版, 被更改了蛮多的, 至少有50%. 因为我玩过原版的电玩, 我只能给3/5.
若我没玩过原版,多久或许我只会给2/5. 对Max Payne游戏不认识的人可以不看, 有玩过的人看看无妨.

First of all, this is a video game adaptation movie. Movie adaptation of video games is always crapy, the reason is you might need to play the original video game in order to understand the whole story. Gamers will very much agree with these, "a good game always come as a bad movie."

The story is about a police officer's wife and children was murderer in a robbery. From then on, the police officer has vowed to catch the muderer. Later on he found that hise case was not an ordinary murder case, behind it was a greater secret. The movie is too drag on and emphsis much on drugs which is not from the original. The original story is more about revenge for his loss.

The beauty and of the game is a system called Bullet Time(flash bullets in slow motion). Max Payne game is the first has such function. By the way, Bullet Time first appear in Matrix movie (Max Payne should be copied Matrix ideal). The only console about this movie is using the original soundtrack from the video game. Other than that, the movie at least 50% difference from the original. For me as a player for the original video game, I give it 3 / 5. For those who not played the original, I think it only score 2 / 5. Not recomment for people never played Max Payne before.

Dice Wars

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我的女友是机器人(2008日本) + TIMELINE分析

我是因为他的导演才看这套戏. 他的导演就是那位拍我的野蛮女友韩国导演. 我的野蛮女友是本人最喜欢的韩国电影. 也是本人第一次接触韩国电影. 过后有一阵子就喜欢上韩国电影(不过看韩国有一个困扰, 就是个个女明星样子都差不多一样, 果然是全民整容当的国家). 当时的水准都不错, 像我的老婆是大佬, 2009LOST MEMORY等. 不过后来觉得韩国电影开始泛滥, 由如港产片, 水准乘差不齐, 尤其到后来的韩国鬼戏轰击, 韩国电影越来越糟糕. 难怪RAIN都要跑到HOLLYWOOD拍戏. 而这个导演要到日本拍这部我的女友是机器人.目前这部戏还未在大马上映, 但是市面上可以找到DVD.

因为是相同导演, 所以一定要跟野蛮女友比较一下; 我的女友是机器人还是输了一个马位. 爱情感动不足, 笑料也不够. 不过, 并不代表这电影很差. 毕竟是跟我最爱的野蛮女友比较. 如果单评论不比较, 这电影, 还算合格的. 有笑点, 有那么一点点的感动. 不过戏里面的穿梭时空; 会让许多人摸不着头脑, 我也是为了要明白他时空的逻辑, 才做了一个TIMELINE分析表. 这电影我给3.5 / 5.

TIME LINE 1

男主角被射残废(2008)

男主角造型造女机器人(2070)

女机器人回到过去(2070)

未来女主角没见到女机器人,不会回到过去(2133)

TIME LINE2

女机器人出现(2008)(FROM TIME LINE 1)

男主角没残废(2008)

女机器人因地震故障(2008)
男主角后来修好女机器人(2070)

但是女机器人没回到过去(2070)

女主角在未来买了女机器人,有了女机器人的记忆

(2133)女主角短暂回到过去2007(2133)

女主角回来未来(2133)

女主角再次回到过去2008(2133)

TIME LINE 3

女主角出现(2007)(FROM TIME LINE 2)

女主角送男主角KEYCHAIN(2007)

所以男主角还是会被射残废(2008)

男主角按照2007的女主角造型再来造女机器人(2070)

TIME LINE4

女主角在2007出现(2007)(FROM TIME LINE 2)

女主角送男主角KEYCHAIN(2007)

女机器人出现(2008)(FROM TIME LINE 3)

男主角没残废(2008)

女机器人故障(2008)

女主角在2008出现(2008)(FROM TIME LINE 2)

女主角和男主角共同生活直到未来(2008)

男主角修好女机器(2070)

女主角把记忆存入女机器(2070)

女机器回到未来(2070)

TIMELINE 5

女机器出现(2008)

女机器帮男主角庆祝生日(2008)

Bangkok Dangerous 2.0 (2008)

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很多人都不知道, 这电影其实泰国版的REMAKE. 庆幸的, 我之前有机会看过泰国原版. 泰国原版应该是在鬼妻(NANGNAK)之后, 拳霸(ONGBAK)之前. 换句话说, Bangkok Dangerous泰国原版当时只有VCD在大马市场部面世.

先来看看REMAKE版本的故事: 身为职业杀手的男主角, 远赴泰国执行他的最后一个任务。其后他就决意洗手不干. 男主角找来了当地的小混混成为他接任务的跑腿, 因为小混混的忠心, 往后成了主角的好帮手并徒弟. 另外同时且在泰国结了识聋哑的女主角，两人萌生爱.主角一边谈恋爱, 一边接任务, 一边训练徒弟. 不过杀手界是黑暗的, 不是杀人就是被杀, 在一次主角任务失败后, 自己且成为被追杀的对象.

原版的中当然都是泰国人, 故事讲述一位杀手训练一位聋哑成为徒弟的故事. 聋哑徒弟因为要谋生, 才成为杀手的. 故事有提到一些杀手的规矩, 像是你在知道被杀目标后, 就不能拒绝这案件. 还有不可以杀你的雇主, 但可以买另外杀手去杀你的雇主等. 这些在新的版本都没提到, 新版只提到如何干得干净利落, 就是一定要请人来成为接任务的跑腿, 而且不能呆在同一个地方太久, 离开时杀了你一定要杀了你请来的跑腿. 原版的比较像边缘人的故事, 新版的就只是单纯的商业片.

两者比较下,原版比较好看. 因为我看过原版, 也知道原版的精彩, 所以我只给3/5. 未看的或许还值得3.5/5吧. 就一般商业片, 美景, 美女, 英雄, 枪战, 没什么特别.

此外要提的是泰国原版的Bangkok Dangerous才是我第一次看彭氏兄弟的电影, 并不是见鬼. 见鬼是我开始注意彭氏兄弟的电影. 个人非常喜欢彭氏兄弟拍摄的鬼戏.

A lot people do not know this movie is a Thailand's remake . Fortunately, I have the opportunity to watch the original verison. The orginal movie comeout between NANGNAK and ONGBAK. In other words, we only can found Bangkok Dangerous in Malaysian market in VCD those day, sadly not screen on cinema.

Let take a look at REMAKE version:
Nicolas Cage as a assasin, went to Thailand to carry out his last mission. He found a local to work for him as a runner for his mission, this local are loyal and some how remind Nicolas Cage as himself. Later on this Thai's local beome became good helper and his apprentice. At the same time Nicolas Cage know a Thai's deaf girl working in a pharmacy, the two fall in love. Un fortunately, killer's career are dark circles, weither
heyou kill or be killed. when Nicolas Cage failed in a mission, he become the target.

How about the Original Vesion:
It tells the story of a killer and a deaf guy training to become his apprentice. These deaf apprentice became a killer just for living. This version mentioned some killer's rules, such as after you know your target, it should not refuse the case. Other rules suck as The killer can not kill your employer, but they can buy other killers ot done the job. employer.

I the new version only mentioned how to do a clean assasin job, that is must hire a runner for simple job, and not stay in the same place for too long, when you leaf must kill youe runner. The original version is more dramtic, and the remake version just ordinary commercial films.

Comparing those two, the original better. I wil give 3 / 5 only because I know the original story. For people who don't know the orginal, perhaps worth 3.5 / 5.
Just like ordinary commercial films, beautiful background, beauty, hero, gun figthing, nothing special.

I want to mention that the movie made by first Pang brothers I watched is the Bangkok Dangerous original version, not The Eye. After The Eye I only began to pay attention to the Pang brothers's movie, especially ghost movie.

Ongbak 2 (2008) on cinema now

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这是其实是部好片.但是很多人会认为是部烂片. 没看的朋友, 想象一下如果PIRATE OF THE CARREBIEN 只看第二集且没有看第三集, 那么你会说PIRATE 2是好片还是烂片? 再加上这部看不到跟ONGBAK1有任何关系, 除了电影最后有轻轻带过的佛像头.

再比较ONGBAK1 和ONGBAK2; 2增加许多打架场面; 故事也比较庞大(庞大到完结了也没无法交代清楚) 但是这次却少了一些特技镜头. 少了一些看ONGBAK1惊喜的感觉. 不过, ONGBAK2也有带给我其他惊喜. 惊喜并非来自TONYJAA, 而是两个不知到是谁的两个女生. 一个是玩虎拳像兽人,另外一个就是戏最后的鹰拳. 她们的打法都很特别, 根本就像是野兽, 不只单纯的打拳. 全套戏我个人最喜欢这两部分.

故事讲述主角父亲是泰国皇帝的近身侍卫, 结果发生叛乱, 皇帝被杀, 侍卫当然也不例外. 主角也被追杀. 不过阴错阳差主角被一群徒匪收留, 长大后练得一身好武功. 接下来就是要报仇了.

故事未完结, 官方已经发表有第三集, 让我们一起等待ONGBAK3吧.
因为只有一半的故事,我只能给3.5/5.

This actually is a good film, but many people would think it is a lousy film. To those who not yet watch the movie, imagine if PIRATE OF THE CARREBIEN only hart part II and without III in the market, would you still say PIRATE 2 good? In addition, I do not see this have any relate with ONGBAK1, apart from the last movie has glossed over the buddha statues head.

Compare ONGBAK1 and ONGBAK2; 2 increase in many fights scene; the story is deep deep enough till cannot explain clearly even come to an the end movie. ONGBAK2 look less pleasant. However, ONGBAK2 bring other surprises. The surprise does not come from TONYJAA himself but two unknow girls. one is playing Tiger Fist, another is show at the final figth using Eagle Fist. They play very in particular, it is like the beast, not even a pure boxing skill. I personally enjoy the most in these two parts.

The story is about the TONNYJAA 's father is the close bodyguard of Emperor of Thailand , rebellion happened , the emperor get killed and his bodyguard also. TONNYJAA have been hunted down by assasin. Fortunetly, he been save by a group of skillful Gangs , he grow up as a well trained martial arts person. Then only thing left for him is avenge.

The story did not come to an end, an official has been annouced that has ONGBAL III as well, let us all wait for the part III. Because I only saw half of the story, so I can only give 3.5 /5 for this movie.

Eden Lake (British thriller 2008) on cinema now

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第一，我不建议不能接受血腥电影的人看这电影. 这电影有一个镜头是一名男生被活活烧死, 儿童不宜. 最近我发现英国恐怖电影其实非常好, 他们都具有良好的剧情和创艺的故事线。例如： 28 days and weeks later, Decent, Cottage等。

要称为一个好恐怖电影，非常需要有一个逻辑并且好的故事线。一些问题如: 为什么坏人要追杀主角电影必需要有答案. 如果没有好的理由的杀人理由, 那只不过是一部没有灵魂的恐怖片。

我认为此片非常不错的，不单背景优美，而且电影的悲剧接近我们的生活。换句话说，这是一部部写实的惊悚片，或许不幸的话这些事情可能发生在你我身上。 我不想泄漏情，因为看一部好的恐怖电影最重要是不知道内容如何, 才会有惊喜. 我只能这么说，这电影讲述的是一个森林，一湖， 两个成人，和一群少年人。

我觉得题材新鲜又写实. 所以我认为值4/5.

1st, did not recommend to people don't like or cannot accept disgust and bloody sence. This movie have a scene a man being maltreat. No kid allow please. Lately I found that British horror movie actually very good. They all have good plot and good story line. Example: 28 days and weeks later. Decent, cottage and these.

To make a awsome horror, need a good and logic story line. Question like why the bad guy want to kill others got to be an answer from the movie. This thriller is so good because it have built a wonderful enviroment which the incident in the movie could ever happen to us too. In another word, the thriller is so realistic to believe that these actually could happen to you and me.

I don't want spoil the story, which is a good horror movie need to save the suprising element.I just can said that, the movie is about one jungle, one lake, 2 adults, and a group of teenage. I give it 4 out of 5.